Monday, January 24, 2011

*yawnn*

The title is so random therefore this entry is gonna be boring ='(

I've just adopted a new pup and I named her Poppy! She's a Beagle mixed Jack Russell. That's what we think. I will snap a nice and clear picture of her soon. I mean I have tried and she's such an active pup! I dehydrated running after her wtf.

But nonetheless, she is still damn cute and lovable. Just like me. BWAHAHAHHAHAAA. Okay I know it makes you nauseous well forget what I've said lar. Hmphh!

Anyways, I've got nothing much to blog about since I live a boring life ):

HEYY CNY IS NEXT WEEK AND I HAVEN'T SHOP FOR NEW CLOTHES YET OMG!

I wonder what style am I changing to this year...Punk & Emo? Chic & Glamorous? Casual & Boring?

Okay la. Casual & Boring suits me better.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Drama!

Yes laugh. I know you think I'm dreaming cuz I think I am too.

Anyways, I was saying that because of all the drama in my life, especially in these few days. I shall tell you how dramatic my weekend has been and you will then nominate me as the actress of the year. Bwahahahahaa!!!

I went for a company trip to Malacca last Friday and got back yesterday evening. I'm not gonna post about the trip right now because I haven't got the pictures ready yet but I'm gonna tell you when the drama starts.

Saturday night, we (my colleagues & I) went out for dinner at a seafood restaurant in Sg. Duyung, Melaka. And when Jack parked his car, half of both the front tires got sucked in by the mud. The guys (Jack, Michael, David & Ching) spent like an hour to try to reverse the car and in the end, they were all scooping the 'teh-tarik' like muddy water so they could see how deep it was. After scooping for around 10-15 minutes, the 4 of them pushed the front while Kenny was reversing the car. AND THEY SUCCEEDED! AND WE CLAPPED LIKE MAD WOMEN! :D

At 2.35am, the same night, I heard David saying "See she still can sleep like a pig. HAHAHAHA." I was like, what the hell is David doing in my room? Are they having some kinda party while I was asleep?? Oh no it wasn't a party, the water pipe next to the toilet bowl burst and our toilet was flooding (for the vids, please visit Michelle's blog. David said he even heard the noise from the elevator. And I can still be sleeping as if nothing happened wtf. Heyy I'm not usually like that okay?! I was really tired! Heheheheheheheeheeee

Michelle finally called the front desk and we were upgraded to the Presidential Suite. Awesome shite you must thinking. Moving to the Presidential Suite at 3am. Really awesome. Michelle you might wanna burst the pipe abit earlier next time. Say the first night of our stay there maybe? :P

So we settled down at 3.15am, looking around the suite, jumping here and there. And then it was 3.30am when we decided we'll just sleep. Then I heard noises. 'Tick tack tick tack' like someone was playing with the wash room's light switch. I heard noises as if someone was throwing stones at the window. But then I was too tired to care so I just dozed off to bed.

The next morning, I was woken up by Michelle, who was using the hair-dryer. She told us to be quick and shower before the breakfast finishes, which was at 10.30am. So I got my lazy ass up and talked to Yin for a bit. Then she told me she didn't quite sleep that night cuz of the 'tick tack' noise. I was like, "Shit you heard it too?? I thought I was hallucinating!" Both of us started to freak out then. 

But for the free awesome breakfast, I just had to gather my balls, if I've got any, and just go get a quick (BUT CLEAN, OBVIOUSLY. DUHH) shower. And I found out the lights went off even when the switches were on. My heart was pounding the whole time while I was showering cuz it was so dim! OMG WTF SO SCARYYY WEHHH T_____________T And because there was 2 tiny glass windows covered with only blinds, we can still see a lil bit into the room. And omfg I saw something white at the top like just a white 'something' pass by REALLY QUICKLY.

It is definitely not human because no one was there I'm sure. Mich and Dav went down for breakfast already and Yin was too short to for that height plus she was in another wash room. I FREAKED OUT BIG TIME I TELL YOU. Tried so damn hard to remain calm and not scream cuz I think us, showing that we're afraid, gives them power. Or some shit like that. Lol.

I just grab my towel, very quickly wrapped myself, and just ran out to the room, didn't even bothered to brush my teeth and dry my hair. I quickly dress up and ran to the wash room outside to find Yin. I think I looked pale at the moment but I don't think Yin noticed cuz she was busy rushing for the breakfast. Tsk tsk. 

Hello in the end I did brush my teeth okay. Just that I did it in the other washroom. A smaller one. Lol.

That was uber scary wehh. I think I almost peed in the towel I wrapped myself with wtf. I am never scared to admit that I am a scaredy-cat. Therefore I shall now tell you that I AM A SCAREDY-CAT. Yes, you can brand me Chicken, or Coward, or better, Pussy cuz I am. HAHAHAHAHA.

Let's skip to last night, the last drama for the week. Ash called me and told me *conversation is to remain secretive* and that L was gonna kill herself. I talked to L and calm her down, saying I will be there in an hour. So I reached TBR at 11.15pm, went and talk to L while Ash just walked out and when I called him, he said he was in front of Joseph's house which was just down the road. Afraid that Ash would hit him, MY and I went after him. 

Ash was in front of the inner gate while Joseph, well obviously being a pussy, he was hiding. I asked his housemates where he is and oh he appeared from behind the wall.

Me: Wtf is wrong with you?
J: What are you talking about? I don't understand. *since you're sucha pussy, your dialogue shall be in pink*
Me: Yea right. What you tryna pull an act now? Why the fuck did you mess with L when you already know she has a boyfriend?
J: *forgot what he said*
Me: You come out now and settle it like a man. 
J: Why do I wanna come out? How do I know if you guys are gonna do anything to me?
Me: Hello. Are you a man or not? Stop being sucha pussy. Talking to a girl with a gate in between. That's not very manly of you, isn't it?
J: You can call me a pussy but I'm not gonna come out. The police is on their way.
Me: Lol. Actually better that you've called the police. You are going straight to jail man. *smiles*
J: Look, Eliza. I know we had a thing last time but I hope it's not about that.
Me: *Blood starts boiling and apparently my baby boy's too when he heard that cuz he started screwing him as well* Come on man. Who do you think you are? You think you're so much of an impact in my life that I'd still be sulking about what you did to me? Lol.
J: Okay fine, I'm sorry *yapping away stupidly*
Me: YOU SHUT UP and come out now.
J: Why are you acting like a gangster now? Obviously I'm not going to go out.
Me: Do you have fucking balls anot? Huh? If I'm acting like a gangster, do you think it'll only be a handphone and a handbag I'm holding? I'll be fucking holding a 'parang' la. LOL.

Knn. I was damn pissed off I tell you. Sucha pussy. Did shite to girls and he didn't wanna admit it. Effing pussy. I know of a few girls who had the same experience as well. I cannot just let it be.

The police finally came. In jeans and a tee with a sling bag. Lol. Oops, sorry :P 

They asked for our IC and asked what's all the commotion about. I went straight to Joseph's face and said "We have powerful people behind us. Who do you have, you fucking criminal? You are going straight to jail. Just wait."

So bla bla bla. We're just waiting for L's decision if she wants to report about it. 

I reached home at about 2. Tired much.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I'M THE BEST GF EVER OMG.

YES I AM AND YOU MUST BE CURSING AT ME NOW AREN'T YOU?? Well I couldn't care less. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Yesterday was hell of a tired and dramatic day. Why? Lemme tell you why. In point form, so you would stop saying my blog is boring. Boo you.


1] Baby can't pick me up from work so I stayed elmo-ing alone in the office, listening to JB's Pray. (JB being Johor Bahru. Nahh kidding. Justin Bieber. I only love this one song of him cuz I think it's orgasmic. LOL.)


2] I was there til 7.30pm, MSN-ing with Maddie, Yu Min & Albela, also Skyping with Vannessa, ranting about how my life sucks.


3] And last night, I felt my life sucked because my MY felt helpless he couldn't pick me up (he was working in Bangi) and thus, his mood was shitty and my mood was shitty so our SMSes became shitty. 


4] Vannessa texted David and asked if he can pick me up from office and fetch me back home when I was about to leave the office, planning to take the KTM back.


5] Reasons why I hate taking public transport home from work is because I have to take the KTM to KL Central to take LRT back to Kelana Jaya which is one effing big round and it takes me one hour to reach home when my home's just 20minutes away. Though time doesn't matter much, what I hated most is getting stares from perverts. Regardless what a girl is wearing, spaghetti or jacket, perverts will be perverts. 


UNLESS YOU WEAR A PIKACHU/POWER RANGER MASK AND A WOODEN/PLASTIC/STEEL BOARD AGAINST YOUR CHEST IN THE SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING SO HE COULDN'T TELL YOU'VE GOT BOOBS.


6] So David and Michelle came to pick me up at 8 and we went for dinner at Amaree (Thai restaurant) in Subang Avenue. They insisted I eat something but I was damn paiseh so I only ordered a 'Tub Tim Krob', which is a Thai dessert, what I love most about Thailand food. HEHE


Tub Tim Krob! Nom nom nom..
7] Omg just by looking at it makes me feel orgasmic wtf.


8] After dinner, Michelle went to Subang Parade to get something and I decided I'll follow her too, to see if I could get something MY likes to eat. Yeah I love him that much =.=


9] I ended up in Fotokem. AND NO I'M NOT STUPID TO FIND FOOD IN FOTOKEM.


10] MY has always wanted a camera cuz he usually takes pictures of us the cars he has polished. Initially I thought I'd just check out the model of the one I wanna get him and survey the price. Then Michelle told me that the price they gave me was already good enough. 


11] And then I bought it.


Sony Cyber-Shot DSC-W320.
I LOVE THIS GREEN ONE OMG.


Of course I didn't get him the green one, though I almost wanted to. HAHAHA!!! But WHAT I REALLY LOVE IS THE SONY DSC-T99!!!


Purple is awesome.
Green is also awesome.
BUT THIS IS THE AWESOMEST! Limited edition. Omg*faint
*Sings* I wanna be a billionaire so *beep*ing bad. Buy all of the things I never had...Okay wtf.


12] I told the salesperson, "Ehh come on lar leng chai. I bought this dee I'd be eating bread the whole month okay. Gimme some free gifts lar you so leng chai. Aiyor." You know like those aunties in market? Yeah. I got it from my momma. LOL. Well he laughed and said he'll give me 2years of free extended warranty (it actually costs RM50/year wtf if you buy you're a dumbo), a Toshiba 4gigabyte memory card worth RM80+ and a casing worth RM39. Boy am I glad I'm a girl and that he isn't gay. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


13] And I gave it to my darling boyfriend. He was so touched that he hugged me and teared. 


14] Oh wells, I'm happy that he is :)


15] I ALSO WANNA THANK DAVID AND MICHELLE AND VANNESSA. OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! *MWAHH MWAHH! 


16] I'm just so damn bloody impulsive I'd probably ask MY to marry me tonight dammit.

Monday, January 10, 2011

To Cherating with Love.

HELLO Dear Earthlings! I am finally back from Cherating! :D Bet you missed me!

WHOA! Cherating was fun! Seriously, so orgasmic! (told you i'm hamsap omg) Anyways, it was fun not because of the teh tarik colored sea. It was cuz I went there with a bunch of Nuttos! Yes. The Velocity Troopers. Okay half of it.

It was Kah Heng's birthday then. On the 8th, which was last Saturday, Maddie, his fiancĂ©e, decided that we should all go to Cherating and so we went. 6 of us, Mun Yoong  & me, Kah Heng & Maddie, Yu Min & Yin Yin. TRIPLE DATE! Nahh kidding. Yu Min and Yin aren't together. Lol.

Okay I bored you I know. So I'm not gonna write much. I'm just gonna let you see the pictures we took. Enjoy! :D


Paparich for breakfast before Cherating!
Baby, goofing off with my shades. He looked like a fly. Lol. 



 Camwhored in the car. Yes we love us <3

This is before the cake cutting ceremony. MY and I was hugging for abit and see who decided to come in =.=

 Us and the birthday boy.

Really love this two photos :)

Okay done with the photos with the cake in it. Hehe. Up next is Baywatch! BWAHAHAHA




Jump-shot!

Well I decided I'll try piggy-back ride my boyfriend.

 Aaaand I succeeded!!! for 5seconds.

The guys also decided to attempt for a jump-shot. Apparently, the 3 of them were tryna make a Y.E.S.

 I guess they failed and decided to let it out on Yu Min. BWAHAHAHA.

Damn funny right the guys?? Omg. In some photos, Baby looked like a frog, leaping and Yu Min looked like a rocket and Kah Heng jumped so high and I think he was doing a somersault. Hey Kah Heng could represent Malaysia in the Olympics then! I should send these photos to The Star! :D

Oh and you should see the 'comic strip' I've created outta a couple of pictures!

 Aren't I just talented? :D

 I made you laugh did I? I bet I did. OMG I'M SO AWESOME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh and here's one of my favorite. He's my bf's twin brother, Mun Loong :D

I sold him all my spaghettis ); 

 Okay here are some random pictures with no significant storyline. Lol.
























Yayy!! So that was all! You had fun reading my blog eh? And I bet you wanna call me now and ask to join VT. HEHEHE.