Getting high on Genting.

Whoaaaa~ I'm so free I could blog! Nahh I'm actually on MC cuz this morning i suddenly felt feverish and my nose was like a broken water tap. And it woke me up at 6! At bloody 6! When I'm supposed to be dreaming about CottonCandyLand...

Okay enough about me being sick. Not an excited topic to talk about.

Yayy! Finally got the very little photos we took in Genting from Yin, since she was on leave til yesterday. Nicely having fun in Penang while I suffered boredom at work. Pfft!

Twas a crazy night on Christmas. We, MY,me, Yin & Yu Min, went down to Genting after dinner. Yeaa right. More like supper. Cuz I told everyone to meet at 8.30 and everyone (including me) was late and we started journey at around 9.45. Malaysia timing. Tsk tsk.

Camwhored in the car.

One picture only lar. We'll be labeled Camwhorers of the Year by our lovely BG family if we snap more pictures. Hmph!

Oh we were all so excited while on the way there. Singing songs in the car. I was about to slap Yu Min cuz he only has Korean songs in his USB. Yu Min you just can't stop ACTING KOREAN, can you? Tsk tsk. Okay sorry I know it's your car so I'm just kidding :D

We got there at around 11plus and we settled at Starbucks. Oh well, my lame-ness is running dry cuz I'm feeling pretty sick right now. Dammit. But it's okay! Let the pictures do the talking :D I mean blogging :D

Christmas tree made outta huge Spritzer bottles :)

OMGMYFISHBALLCHEEKSFML.

Birthday cake for Yin, the birthday girl. Yeap, on the 26th! 

Yayy! Chocolate Tuxedo!

"*LOLS* Thank you thank you! But I'm already having fun now. Call you back. OKBYE!"

Lack-of-sleep faces. Tsk tsk.

Yin said I was acting cute. EHH PLEASE. I DON'T NEED TO ACT K? Already that cute :P

Love this <3

We told them guys to act 'Kawaii'.

But heck! It's in their blood already!

I effingseriously need an effing haircut =.=

Yes I've gained weight fml.

And I look like some Japanese ghost here.

"Hungry Monsters." Quoted, Tan Yin Yin.

There you go. Please do not pay attention to the pictures I was in. I look fat and hideous already. Goddd. I used to be like this!

Thinner right? Fml.

Okay diet starts after Chinese New Year!

My huge-ass City.

Since all the Genting pictures are with Yin, I shall wait til she's back from Penang to blog about it :)

This entry will be about my city. Open your eyes bigger, do not blink, to read the next line.

Yes I have my own city. And I have remained low-profile ever since. Bet you didn't know I'm that rich did you?? Well I have close to 1 MIL in my bloody city and to those who's been underestimating me, boo you big time!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Reread it. Or better, get 2 toothpicks and cut it slightly longer than the size of your eyes and use it to hold both your eyelids. No wait. Don't waste. Use one toothpick and cut it into half. We're Asians and Asians have small eyes :D

I hired a helicopter to go up the sky and snap a picture of my wonderful city and here it is!

Introducing Eliza's City, POPPYVILLE! (click for bigger view)

Hoorayyyy!!! Damn awesome right, my city? Be jealous! Bwahahaha~!!! So you must be wondering how do I become a millionaire, owning a huge-ass city from a pathetic poor fatty. I shall be nice and tell you how.

How-to-own-a-city-in-no-time! for dummies. <--- just kidding :D

1] Click here and register yourself.
2] Type 'CityVille' in the search box like this

3] Allow the application.
4] Click on 'Invite Friends', select 'CityVille Friends' to filter the many friends you have into just those who plays CityVille so you can have neighbors.
5] Click on every name until you reach the limit which is 60. (Click to add again every new day.)
6] Double-check the names you have clicked so you are VERY SURE my name is in there. My FB name is Eliza Lee.
7] Start planting and building!


Do's and Don't's 


Do
-send gifts to your neighbors EVERYDAY and they will RTF (return the favor).
-visit your neighbors EVERYDAY so you can get extra energy and coins and level up your 'reputation'. It's advisable to do so cuz everytime your reputation levels up, you get free goods! :D
-when you are visiting your neighbors and see that thier plants have withered, make it a priority to revive the plants. Be nice!

Don't
-be lazy to send gifts.
-be lazy to play CityVille or it will not progress and be as successful as mine :D
-be mean and not revive your neighbors' plants though they've withered.

P/S: I will be your most faithful neighbor and send you gifts everyday. And you shall do the same.

credits to Keatsan for teaching me how to printscreen. (yes i do not know how before this. laugh la. T___T) And I will therefore feature Keatsan and his city as well.

Keatsan's city :D 

Not as awesome-looking as mine right? :D And the sakai go build so many skyscrapers wanna lanci people, block all the plants samo. I wanna go harvest also cannot. Damn you Keatsan. But nevermind. My city is BIGGER, MORE SPACIOUS AND SNOWY!!! Bwahahaha!!!

No, not Seo Gung. Please.

Woohoo~ It's Christmas!!! My clock is showing 00:00! And I see fireworks! AND I'M NEXT TO THE EIFFEL TOWER!!! YAYYY!!! OMG IT'S UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS HERE!!!


What? You think I got no money to go Paris izit?? You think I'm so damn poor izit??

Screw you big time! I'm standing next to the Eiffel Tower key-chain Yin bought me from UK alright! And I heard see fireworks! Bwahahaha! Omg it's sooooo empty crowded here! It's so fun!!! xD

Okay fine I'm actually at home, blogging. Imagine for abit cannot izit?? Not a crime riiight?! Sorry lor. I am really so damn poor one *sulk* ='(

Just had dinner with my baby boy, Yu Min and Yin at Swensen's. Their food is not bad actually and I especially love the 'Butterfly Shrimp'. And no it's not shaped butterfly please =.= Anyhoo, I had great fun. Though it's just a simple dinner on Christmas eve, but I'm happy already! Spending quality time with friends, I'm contented :)

Initially the plan wasn't to go Swensen's. Yu Min suggested that we go to the Korean Restaurant opposite Swensen's, named Seo Gung. And because Yin was hesitating whether or not she should join us cuz she's stays in USJ and she doesn't wanna caught in a jam, she said no at first. So Yu Min decided not to join as well cuz he doesn't wanna be a lamp post (of me and MY) so it was canceled. Suddenly when I was bathing, Yin called and said "Ehh I'm joining you guys but I might be abit late." So okayy I called Yu Min and he said he's on the way to Damansara Utama to have dinner with his family but I told him he must come so yeaa, we all went.

MY and I reached Seo Gung first at 9.15pm. So we went up, took a seat, browse through the menu a few times, okay a few thousand times, and we were cursing under our breaths. We were like...

Me : Wtf bie, BBQ set for 2pax is RM100. The cheapest kimchi noodles is RM15. How?
MY: And the worse part is they don't look filling at all.
Me : Ding dong Yu Min. That lil sakai. Suggest this SO-DAMN-EX-PUNYA-RESTAURANT. Think I make 5k per month izit??
MY: Yalarr. Later diu 9 him.
Me : MUST! pfft!
*texting Yu Min* Ooi ding dong! We're at Seo Gung now. Damn ex wehh the food! Stupid fella. Later you die.
*he replied* Haha you guys there dee? Very ex ar? You feel like eating anything else?? I come out now.
Me : Walo can 'haha' samo. Still ask if we wanna eat anything else. Hello now what time dee? 9.30 ehh!
MY: Ya wehh. *continue cursing Yu Min*

Since MY and I are both not a fan of Korean food, so we sat there thinking for 1minute if we should leave.

Me : Bie come larr let's ciao. I would never spend so much on food one wehh wtf.
MY: You sure ar? Damn paiseh wehh ciao like that.
Me : I know riiight?! But I damn cheapskate one. I'd rather spend this amount on pasar malam food. At least it's gonna be more filling than this.
MY: Hmm..Okok.

*fish out my phone and pretend to make a call while we make our move outta there.*

When we're downstairs, we continued cursing at Yu Min, the 1/4 Korean Boy.

EHH LUM YU MIN. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE 1/4 KOREAN, DOESN'T MEAN YOU MUST SUGGEST KOREAN RESTAURANT RIIIIGHT?!

Yes, though you're my best friend (newly made), you should also know that I don't make 5k per month and even if I do, I would never spend that much on food. Please set this as your every week reminder just in case we're going for dinner again. Thankyouverymuch.

It was already 9.35 so we settled at Swensen's instead. Goddd I was so damn hungry, my tummy was playing gong, I will not drive to another place again. NO FLIPPING WAY.

We went to Swensen's, ordered and waited for Yu Min and Yin. Thank God they didn't take long to arrive. I mean the food. At that point of time, who cares what time Yu Min and Yin's gonna arrive, right anot? Kanasai. Lol. Nahh just kidding. Of course we care! :D So yeaa. It was Yu Min and Yin's first time meeting. Both of them damn talkative wehh. Like those pasar aunties. Tsk tsk *shakes head* And they said I was too loud! Walao! If I'm too loud, you are too old!

Okay lar sorry larr. I was the talkative and loudest one. HAHAHAHA but who cares lar right anot? My mouth wert. *nenni nenni bubu* wtf act cute =.=

Anyways, forgot to snap pictures just now. Too hungry. Cared about eating only. Nevermind. Tomorrow we're going down to Genting after dinner. So we can camwhore like nobody's business. Yayy!

MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVES! ♥

Christmas is Love!

Soooo. What does Christmas means to you? A day you get presents? A holiday? A day where you'll see Santa sliding down the chimney and leave you presents? (yea right don't lie. malaysia houses where got chimney one =.=) Well, whichever it is, to me,

CHRISTMAS SIMPLY MEANS SPREADING LOVE!

Yeap. Not just merely a day I get presents. Not just merely a holiday. Nor a day I'll see Santa. What you think I believe in Santa? Poohh Well I actually believe in SantaS. Those who gimme Christmas presents, they're all Santa. AHA! You must be thinking "Ehh ya hor. How come I never thought of it." Nahh it's just cuz I'm smarter than you lar! BWAHAHAA!!! Okay kidding.

Anyways, my first Christmas gift was from Michelle and here it is! :D

Sesame Street! :D

OMGISOLOVEIT!!! *faint*

Hehe. BE JEALOUS! BWAHAHAHA! Michelle said it's cuz I'm the youngest in the office and I'm so lovable! LOVABLE!!! HEHE SOHAPPYLAA thank youuu Michelle! I love youuuu!!!


I actually wanted to get Michelle a Stage Lipstick as a Christmas gift cuz I heard her saying hers was lost. But then these few days I kept bugging her about the colour but she totally forgot the code and the name of the colour! I was so desperate believe me she was about to slap me dee cuz I kept asking ='( I lied that I wanna buy for my Mom. Lol.

So I quickly texted David, asking if he could drop me off at Sunway Pyramid for a bit to get presents for Yin and Michelle but David was already there. So how?? I took cab lor. 8bucks ehh! WALAO. GO ROB BANK LAA WTF. SO NEAR ALSO 8 BUCKS. USE GAS SAMO. NOT EVEN PETROL. CHEHH! >< Too bad laa this month budget abit tight so not in a very good mood. Cab drivers also kena marah. Nevermind lemme get more Christmas presents and I shall write an entry especially to apologize to you guys. But I was only saying the cab drivers in Bandar Sunway. Seriously, very near, 8bucks. Dammit.

Okay I was saying I took the cab to Pyramid, search all over for Stage, went to the information counter and asked but they said there's no Stage there. Only in Mid Valley. I was like...WTF I CAME HERE FOR PEANUTS IZIT?? but luckily I also wanted to get something for Yin's birthday which is a day after Christmas so it's 2 in one.And I remember seeing a cute sling bag at Miss Selfridge the other day but got no money to buy then. damn sad T__T.  THANK GOD IT WAS STILL THERE. 2 MORE LEFT! Pheww* I am one lucky girl :D

Nice? HEHE. I like it. Well I hope the birthday girl does too!

Well as for Michelle, it's pretty difficult for me to get her the lipstick cuz she doesn't know which color was it so in the end, this is what I did

Yeap. Sorry Michelle! Hope you don't mind. HEHE :P

But something awful happened today. While I was in the car, MY fetching me home, I realized I lost 50bucks. Walao 50bucks. I tried so damn hard to remember where I put it last but I don't remember! I was in sucha hurry this afternoon, running into Pyramid with the office door card and keys, which were hanging over my neck, ching-a-ling all the way. Oh and everyone was looking at me in a weird way. They must think I was an Amazing Race contestant. Or I'm auditioning to become one of the reindeer for some Christmas movie. Damn busy body right? =.=

Nahh just kidding. Actually I would stare too if it was someone else. HA!

Oh yes, so I lost 50bucks and I weep like a baby when I got home. It was cuz I wanted to get MY a camera and they are on sale now so it's pretty affordable. Then I was sulking when he hugged me, comforting me, saying it's okay. And he also said

"Don't cry baby. Maybe a really poor  person picked up the 50bucks you've lost. Then it will mean you actually helped her." 


I stared at him with my teary eyes. He actually remember what I said. Yeap. That was exactly what I've said to him few months back when he dropped 100bucks. *In my heart, I was like, "Yorr so damn careless. Forever like that. Tsk tsk* But I forced a smile, just so he could feel better and not any worse if I nag, I said the same thing to him :)

Oh and then I texted David if he could help me check the passenger seat for the money and he called me at around 10, when I was shopping for Christmas gifts for the rest in the office, David called, saying he found it!!! He found the money!!! SOHAPPYWEHH!! :D And David, I hope it's not your money you're using just to make me feel happy ar >< but somehow I felt it is. I don't know why. I just do. And perhaps God is letting me know that David is a true friend :) Whatever it is, thanks David. I will remember it forever, til the die I stop breathing. *flattered* lol drama queen.

And I just finish wrapping the presents, for my BG family :)

Here they are! :D

Wow. 10 minutes to 1 already. Gotta hit the sack now. Sucha tiring day today. More Christmas shopping to do. Maybe tomorrow. Today's like marathon...Yea cuz I don't exercise. Very low stamina. Very unhealthy. Will die faster too. Sighh...

AHHHHHHH~~~~~no time for CityVille dee! Dammit.

The Wonder of Shitting.

Yes I'm disgusting like that. But of course this entry isn't about the process of shitting. Eww. Let's not get into further details xp

Okay I'm actually writing this entry cuz I wanna say "GOD IS AMAZING!!!" 

You must be wondering, what has it got to do with the wonder of shitting? Well lemme tell you how it all started...

I, Eliza Lee, haven't been able to shit for a total of one damn week. Constipation kaokao mannn. Fml up down right left. Honestly I was VERY WORRIED! Cuz when I was in high-school, a friend of mine couldn't shit for 2weeks no matter how she stuff herself with food and she had tried so many ways but they just won't come out!!! Fricken stubborn right?? Stupid faeces.

So she ended up in the hospital and the doctor told her it's cuz she was a bulimic so her...err...intestines/stomach contracted upwards hence, causing constipation. Yes, it was that bad. So I freaked out, seriously. T________T This morning I had no choice but to ask prayers from my dear FB friends by updating my FB status. So pathetic ='(

Eliza Lee

Good morning earthlings! My Christmas wish is that I hope my constipation will stop and I'll start shitting like every other normal earthlings. Please pray for me so that it'll be granted. Thanks alot dear earthlings. Your prayers are very much appreciated. *Please click 'like' if you are willing to do so.*

8 hours ago ·  ·  · Comment

Yeap. This must be the WEIRDEST prayer in the universe but heyy I'm unique! :D Aaand I actually got 10 'Like's!! Means there were 10 people praying for me! *suddenly feel so important* *touched* *weep emotionally*

And true enough, I MANAGED TO SHIT!!! OMGOMGOMGSOHAPPYLAAWTF!! BWAHAHAHAHA *jumps around the office*

God is really AWESOME ♥  Yayy!


Thank you so much, Daddy from above! :)

Eat your own words.

One of my colleague, apparently just LOVES to tease me and tell jokes about me that sometimes I just don't find it funny at all. Sometimes he would say I have big boobs and I'm brainless. Or I think with  my boobs. Yes, in front of the whole office. Oh should I thank you for noticing my big boobs and advertising about it? Yea my brain is the size of a peanut. WHAT HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH YOU? MYOB LAA FUCKER.

WELL FUCK YOU CUZ I SHALL THINK WITH WHATEVER I LIKE. 

I would say to you that you joke with your fuckin balls as well but I know how it would hurt people so I'd be nice and just suck it up.

Oh and what's new today? He jokingly said "Eliza will just forever be facebook-ing. She doesn't do anything." In front of a more senior, respectful colleague and others.

Do you think it's fucking hilarious? Do you think I should fucking laugh at your joke? And news flash. When I work, are you fucking beside me that you monitor everything I do? Do you fucking watch me 24/7 that I have NEVER DONE A FUCKING THING EVER?

I can put up to whatever fucked up jokes you say about me. BUT PLEASE, HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT HERE. Just because I'm the youngest in the office and that I'm new and my pay is less than yours and YOU ARE SO BLOODY CAPABLE THAT YOU WORK EVERY FUCKIN SECOND FROM 9-6, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN FUCKING STEP ON ME LIKE THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Well I hope you read this.

Fuck you.

Chocolates for meee YAYYY!

LUM YU MIN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CUTE LIL CHOCOLATE THINGY!

This is Yu Min. And he thinks he's cute.

I saw souvenir and decided I love it so okay laa. Here's an entry for you. Happy anottt?? And the best part is you don't have to pay a single cent to get featured! FOC! YAYY!

Yu Min, my new-awesome-1/4 korean best friend just came back from Singapore last night and today, he was being sucha kepo, he asked if MY and I fought cuz he read my blog. Yu Min, it'll be a waste if you don't go Thailand change sex become aunty cuz you damn kepo. And when you go, me, your new-awesome-fugly-best-friend, shall go with you cuz I also wanna change sex. I'm not attractive as a girl so maybe I will look like a pretty boy after Thailand cuz I will tell the surgeon I wanna look like Hayden Christensen! *excited!* :D

Yes he is very hot i so love him. *kiss the lappie screen*

Or the bad boy type like

Ed Westwick *drooling on my lappie*

Shit I forgot I can't change the fact that I'm Asian. So I will be an Asian pretty or bad boy. Dammit. But maybe I will look something like this

I have no idea who he is.

(I just googled 'Asian Pretty Boys' and I found him. If you like him already, go google la. But if you know who he is, please tell me how I could find him cuz I wanna ask if his face copyrighted or not.)

Okay fine I'm just kidding bout changing sex. Sorry Yu Min ='( Bet you're cursing me non-stop already. You know I damn sayang you right? Like a lil puppy brother :D

I'm gonna show you what Yu Min bought for us! Us being me, MY and Yin Yin. I'm guessing Maddie and KH will have one each too.

There :D

Damn cute right?! :D

Once again, thankyousomuchhh Yu Min!

Yin and I decided not to eat it cuz it's just too cute! So yeshh, as Yin said, it will stay as it is :) But I told Yin I could do both. Eat it and keep it as well. How? I will eat MY's one and keep mine. Smart anot? :D

Oh and Yu Min, whose work is so flexible, he was so free and he came to the office to pass it to me. Yes he came from SS2. He can actually pass them to us when we go yumcha or something cuz we all stay around that area. And when asked why did he purposely came all the way to my office which is at Bandar Sunway, Yu Min the Smartie said

"I scared the chocolate will melt mar."

"Your house got no fridge ar?" I asked.

"Lazy mar."

Me *fainted*

Oh and guess what, when I was waiting at the corridor for Yu Min, an African man approached me after a few stares. He was reluctant to leave and he waited for me at the stairs, thinking I would walk pass him. Then he finally came and mumbled a bunch of words which I do not understand.

"Hi @#&;$%*@;*&;$(*@(#&^#@* friend? @&;^#*&;@!$()^@#%^&; studying? @*&;#^*@$)@(1^&^5;%$ name?"

*was looking monotonously at him* maybe with my jaw hanging too but then I figured if it is, I'd look much fuglier and therefore he would've run a thousand miles away already so probably not.

The symbols represent what I couldn't interpret. I was constantly repeating "Huh?" in between. His accent is too heavy and it was obviously not American accent. They just sounded like an alien language to me. And I was about to show him the alien hand sign. Like this cute chubby guy. (okay fine sorry I'm chubby too.)

I know it means "I come in peace." But it's the only hand sign I know. Lol. But hey if I do it, obviously I will look much better than him right cuz I'm so cute. BWAHAHAHA. Okay kidding.

"Sorry. Goodbye." is all I said to him and he walked off.

I can't even beat a car. I'm a loser. Dammit.

My heart feels like it's gonna explode. I need to chill, to relax and breathe. And when I say breathe, I mean sucking in oxygen like tomorrow's my last day on earth. The feeling is so torturing. It's indescribable. It's nuts. I feel like I'm going crazy soon.

I am jealous. I am effing jealous. I AM FUCKING JEALOUS OF HIS ATTENTION FOR CARS!!! YES MOTHERFUCKER I AM SO PISSED THAT WHEN I SEE CARS ON THE ROAD I WANNA USE A 20CENTS COIN AND FUCKING DRAW A TORTOISE OR WHATEVER ON IT! THAT'S HOW MUCH I MOTHER-EFFINGLY HATE CARS!!! 

Dammit. If only I could shout that out loud. It is killing me. Eating me up inside out. You must be thinking 

"LOL. SERIOUSLY? THIS GIRL MUST BE NUTS. SHE'S JEALOUS CUZ HER BF GAVE MORE ATTENTION ON CARS."

Well if that's what you're thinking then SCREW YOU. You have got no flippin idea how much attention he has for cars dammit. You have no flippin idea how it feels when he ignores me when I'm fricken talking to him cuz why? HE WAS READING SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOG. A CAR DETAILER'S BLOG.

Godddd!

He doesn't even fricken read MY BLOG AND I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND DAMMIT. "BABY DO YOU REMEMBER ME?? HUH?!?? DO YOU REALIZE I'M HERE?? DO YOU?!!!" Oh he does, only when I ask if he's even reading my blog. Then he reads. AND WOW HE ONLY READS HALF OF IT. WELL MY BLOG MUST BE BORING HIM TO DEATH, EH?!

And I bet he wouldn't even know how angry I am now because HE DOESN'T FUCKIN READ MY BLOG!!! DAMMIT.

So when he ignored me, I tried to calm down, telling myself I should be an understanding gf. So I was texting with a friend. And he called, so we talked. YES IT'S A GUY SO WHAT?! DEFINITELY BETTER THAN HIM IGNORING ME RIGHT?!! *breathing hard* And guess what he got jealous cuz I was on the phone with my friend. GREAT!

I feel I hold no position in his heart at all. Okay I do. But it isn't gonna be first or second. NEVER GONNA BE. Cuz I can't beat his passion for cars. I'm a goddamn loser. FTW.

Lemme tell you my ranking in his heart.

1] Detailing cars.

2] Buying detailing stuff for cars.

3] Taking care and doing research about detailing cars.

4] ME. THE MOTHERFUCKINGLY FUGLY GF.

Well at least I'm in the top 5 list. WOOHOO! T______________________T

Who am I to you, really? Oh well. I bet you can't answer me that you never read my blog anyways. You know nothing about what I've written here and you only read it when I ask you to. You know nothing about me. Nothing.

And someday I'ma ask you who's your gf and you'll probably tell me something like "Caldina laa. Lol. What silly question."

Oh fuck. *bangs head & die*

ALEX I AM TRULY SORRY ='(

Today is sucha busy day :( No time to even shit. Oops! TMI. HEHE. Anyways it's my blog. Who cares. I shall post whatever I like. Weeeee~ (wtf too much work til my brain goes haywire =.=)

And the worst thing is I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO FOR LUNCH WITH ALEX CHOK!!! But I totally forgot cuz of the pile of work I need to do. And Alex texted me at my digi number at another phone which I barely check. I only saw it 10minutes ago. Sighhh..

ALEX IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I AM SO SORRY. SUPER SORRY. I WILL BELANJA YOU MAMAK NEXT TIME OKAY? ='(

But Alex is such a nice guy I know he wouldn't get angry at me. HEHE. I remember once when I was still staying in Suriamas, my right eye was swollen cuz the weather was shit hot. See my fugly face then...

Yes that was my uber-effingly mini room which I shared with another friend.

It was wayyy more swollen before this but million thanks to Alex the Awesome, who was staying in Ridzuan, the apartment next to Suriamas, for boiling some herbal tea for me. He walked over and passed it to me. So sweet of him! And no he isn't in love with me =.= He is a really, really, really good friend who treats everyone super nice. PLUS GIRLS, HE'S HANDSOME AND SINGLE AND HE'S TAKING CULINARY ART IN TAYLOR'S SO HE WOULD BE A PERFECT HUBBY CUZ HE WILL DO ALL THE COOKING FOR YOU!!! :D Awesome right? Okay laa I know most of you must be wondering how Alex looks like. And here's his picture.

TADAAA~!!!  My favorite picture of him :D

Yayyy! Now more girls and gays are gonna read my blog :D Thanks Alex. But you have to pay me laa cuz I help to promote you mar since after so long dee you still single.

Yeap! That is my nicest friend evahhh! :D

Okay besides the apology to Alex, I am also gonna write about the lollipops Vannessa (in case you forget, she's my colleague @ neighbor in CityVille.) gave me 2 weeks ago. They were given to her by a customer but she said I love sweets so she gave them to me. *Vannessa you damn mean you want me to get diabetes T___T HEHE kidding. She's super cute and nice :D

I ate one the other day but I didnt notice anything unusual at all (cuz as long as its edible I just chuck into my mouth. so ignorant wtf) until today when I was about to remove the wrapper, I notice the brand of the lollipop. AND IT'S CALLED...

HOLY POP!!! *holy music playing in the background*

BWAHAHAHAA!!! So cute right?? HOLY POP! So amazing! I feel full of energy and my aura turned angelic whitish and the coolest part is I felt a halo on my head after eating it! :D 

Yeaa right. I'm so devilish nothing can make me holy ='(

And Vannessa must think I'm too naughty ='(

My new friend name Ashley.

So my Saturday was just like any other boring Saturday I spent alone. No wait. I was supposed to go for this yoga trial class with Maddie and Ji Min. Believe me Maddie tried so hard to persuade me. Too hard. But in the end I said okay I'll go. Then my gastric decided to be mean and secrete some juice which is so corrosive that I couldn't sleep the whole damn night! Til like what 7am. Damn you, Gastric.

And yes you've guessed right. I bailed on them ='( But it wasn't entirely my fault. BLAME MR/MISS GASTRIC! Pfft! Texted Maddie at 9 to tell her how murderous my gastric was being and thank God she didn't get pissed at me. AMEN! :D

Okay lemme get back on track (always get carried away wtf =.=). Today's entry is gonna be about a new friend. *Applause* :D Happy for me right? Finally got friend already. Lol.

Ashley is a boy girl. He She is...Oh shit I forgot to ask how old she is. So much for a new friend =.= Nevermind I'll ask her later when we chat again :D

So I got to know Ashley from my friend, who was her girl boyfriend, Landon. *obviously fake name right cuz where got Malaysian parents so cool one go name their kid Landon. Ashley's name is also fake. Better not use real names as I might be deep-fried.*

See I got to know Landon from ____. Then I left ____ so Landon and I never really talked. Plus there was once I got pranked by some disrespectful, shallow lil creatures whom I thought were my friends, Landon was there and whoa I saw him giggling with the other lil creatures.I felt deeply hurt and embarrassed at that moment. I've always thought Landon was the only one I could trust as ____ is a place full of assholes tryna be cool, so I hardly have friends whom I can trust. And it left a deep scar on my heart (deep scar cuz there are other tiny ones as i have been hurt and betrayed by friends/boys umpteen times. yea i'm that stupid.)

Since that prank they played on me, I was reluctant to hang out or even keep in contact with Landon anymore. *sobs dramatically*

But recently, Landon and I started chatting again cuz we're both very engaged in a game and in order to level up faster, we gotta help each other. HAHAHA. When I was chatting with Landon, I felt a twinge of sadness. I realized I really missed spending time with her him. Sighh..

Anyways, yes I was saying we started chatting again and yesterday he told  me his gf (Ashley) called it quits. Before that he's been telling me how she scolded him and how she's been so disrespectful to him. He felt like he was her slave. And obviously I sided him cuz I only heard from his side and not Ashley's.

Then by God's grace (lol), I saw Ashley online in FB. I don't know what brought me to do it but I 'approached' her, telling her Landon was making something for her that night when she texted him saying it's over. I guess I wanted to help them patch things up and initially I thought Ashley was gonna bark at me and say "MYOB Bitch. F**k off." T_______T

Much to my surprise, she didn't! *AMEN* HAHA. And much more to my surprise, she actually told me quite alotta things for a start, considering how lame my approach was and how stranger I was to her. LOL thank God she didn't think I'm some world-class weirdo/stalker who approaches people randomly :D

Then we started chatting more and more and I realized that she is really nice. The things she did for Landon, are what I wish my darling bf-who-sleeps-like-a-log would do for me. *whack myself* DREAM ON LAA ELIZA.

See side-tracked again *whack myself again*. So yeaa. As I spend quite alotta time chatting with her, I find that she is pretty much like me. Well not everything but one is enough. She hates this particularly fugly-looking guy at ____ who looks like...

Yes. Smeagol from Lord of The Rings.

And good Lord! He thinks he's...

Legolas. 

Well that pretty much summarized how he looks like. And besides that, people in ____ worships him. No idea why. Probably cuz they think he will make the precious ring appear magically for them. OH WOW =.=

Okay enough about Smeagol. Wasting my time and space blogging about his stupidity.

So Ashley is pretty upset about the break-up as well. In fact she is so much more upset than Landon *pat pat* Sorry Ash, I don't know how to help =(

Ash is currently staying in an airport in UK cuz she got kicked outta home and hotels and motels are expensive plus airports are free, open 24/7 and the best part is there's free AC and Wi-Fi...

Nahh kidding she's stuck there because of the snow and so the plane back to Malaysia is delayed. 2 days =.= Poor Ash. Well I hope she's not alone and the weather there will be perfect for her flight back here.

Have a safe flight again, Ash!

Did I or did I not ate grass today?

Okay please don't get the wrong idea about the entry title today. I'm no cow. Do hear me out first okay? :D

WALAO! This morning I woke up at 8.06, which was 20 minutes later than the time I used to get up every other morning. The alarm is set at 7.30am. Every morning, snoozing is a MUST (everybody please agree.). Therefore I will snooze for 15 minutes. Sometimes 20. Today I switched off the 'snoozes' thrice =.= and I had a dream. 20 minutes so short also can dream wtf.

Okay the dream goes like this:

Me and MY, (if you've got zero idea who MY is, please go to my facebook profile to see my relationship status. if you can't see it cuz you have not add me, please add me. if you just happen to randomly click on this blog and you don't know who the hell this fat and fugly girl (me) is, please click the [x] on the top right of this page.) we broke up, I was damn miserable and I called him, asking him why he dumped me. He couldn't answer me at first, with repetition of 'uhm's and 'err's, hesitating to reply my question. Finally, he said

"My mom doesn't approve of us."

AND I WAS LIKE

"I THOUGHT INITIALLY SHE WANTED US TO GET MARRIED FASTER?! WHY IS SHE DOING THIS NOW?! HUHH?!"

Me thinking ---> *walao his mom damn evil. pretend to be nice to me, ask us to get married a.s.a.p then now she's saying this. tsk tsk.

Then I woke up saying "SHITTT I'M LATE!" Quickly got into the bathroom, pin my hair up (can't wash my hair. no time =.= ) and showered. While I was showering, I began smiling from ear to ear. THANK GOD IT WAS JUST A DREAM. PHEWW *relieve :D

Bloody nightmare.

To clear off MY's mommy's name, she's actually a really nice lady in real. She's always asking me to eat, eat and eat. (yes that's how I gained weight. sighhh...)

So I guess that was why I was so hyper this morning. LOL. Benny thought I had 'grass' for breakfast and I'm like "Yeaa my friend from Amsterdam sent me grass cookies." Lol.

For the first few hours, it was alright since I get to chat with Maddie (she said I '38' [something like crazy lar. lol]) and Benny on MSN, not wanting to waste my hyper-ness of the day (they don't come easy okay. I'm not a morning person.) plus Yin, Vann and Jack was there to hyper with me (means they were happily laughing and Jack teasing me.)

At round 3, I began to tone down abit as Yin and Vann left to meet a reseller and Michelle left shortly after she came in (sucha busy day for her) aaaand Jack left at 4ish. There were only me, kakak and a technician, Jamal left. Because kakak and Jamal's places are in other partitions, so I WAS LITERALLY ALONE LAA T_________T dammit.

Sighhh...Wasted my hyper-ness for today ):

I miss laughing with Yin the Ding Dong. I miss Michelle the Cat Crazy coming to my place, patting my head, calling me her Little Eliza. I miss asking Vannessa the Neighbor in CityVille, to send me zoning permit so I could expand my city. I miss calling David the Fatso, also disturbing and laughing at him (HEHE :P). I miss Jack-lyn Gaga teasing me with his nerdy face. I also miss Uncle's (and I use fuchsia for Uncle's name cuz he said he's cute =.=) samurai face. Not forgetting Kenny the 'Lao Ee', Ching the Loud Speaker (newly created nickname. LOL!), Kakak (my mentor. lol.) and our Boss, Michael Fun @ 'Mai Kai Fan' @ Mikey from Monster Inc. (must bold his name cuz boss mar. HEHE.)

That's my BG family. They always make my day. Heart them :)

Nuts Is Love!

This morning when I came to work, I placed a small packet of peanut on Michelle's table with a little note. For details and picture, go to Michelle's blog :D (Can't believe she posted an entry about it in half an hour when i was away. haha)

Written on the entry was that I made her day and that her heart was filled with warmth and happiness by the little gesture from me, her 'little Eliza'. (Hehe)

I do love doing little things as such for people whom I love and care about. Yes, Michelle. You're obviously one of them :) And honestly speaking, I really do not expect anything in return. I'm a pretty sensitive person (okay very sensitive =.=) so at times I would wanna just remind people that I'm still here and I'm still loving and caring for you.

Speaking of the above, Uncle Mike told me something quite similar. He told me "Jesus sent me to remind you that He loves you." Thanks Uncle Mike!!! (okay i'm going back to work now)

Last night Mun Yoong told me he can't make it to youth camp because of the 'pretty big' project his dad's AC shop has taken up, and the deadline was suddenly given yesterday, his dad doesn't allow him to take so many days off. So I had to call it off in the nick of time. Sighhh ='(

So anyways, since I won't be going to youth camp, I should go back and be Daddy's driver :D Handsome Daddy injured his wrist cuz he fell down when he was in China. Doctor said abit of his bone was fractured. Ouch! *heartaches* No wonder Mommy told me Daddy was about to faint then T_T

Today I texted Daddy asking how he is and he told me he's working half day. I asked him not to drive cuz his hand was plastered (you know the hard white thingy with bandage tied over his neck. whatever it's called =.=)

Okay the point is, I'm really glaaaaddddz I'z madez dearz Michelle'z dayz. And Michelle isn't just a colleague. She's also like a big jie jie who loves to call me her 'Little Eliza'. (I know many of you wanna laugh cuz you would be thinking 


"WAKAKAKA!!! SO FAT ALSO CALL LITTLE AR?? HAHAHA!!"

BUT! I DON'T CARE. Cuz I love it when she calls me her little Eliza. It made me feel so loved. HEHEHE. THANK YOU MICHELLE!!! ME LOVE YOU! :D

I also wanna take this opportunity to thank Yin Yin the Ding Dong (my colleague as well) who sits in front of me. She is a sweet, caring, lovely, petite and...petite lady. *snigger* She has helped me alot and it's too much to be listed out. Cuz she loves me very much (i'm just too awesome). YIN YIN DON'T DENY I CAN TELL YOU DO AND I LOVE YOU TOO!

I will blog more about my other colleagues here in BG soon. Fatso and Vannessa, my neighbour in Cityville is coming next! Cheerios! :D

Am I such a control freak?

When i saw my bro updating his FB status via his phone when he was in still in China, i got pretty worked up about it. So i texted my daddy to tell bro not to online when he was abroad, bro got kinda pissed. He said i've been controlling too much. And that he's a big boy now, he doesn't need me to tell him what and what not to do.

I felt a twinge of sadness in me. Am i really being too controlling over him? I was just so afraid that he might overspent. Am i wrong?

Okay i admit all this while, i've ALWAYS been worrying about him, whether he'll be a target for bullies or he'll be cheated off his money. But i can't help it! I practically grew up watching him being bullied by assholes, from primary to where he was working previously (okay i'm no stalker. i just happen to eat at the cafe he was working at and i saw how the customers would order him around and laugh at his back.)

Come on. Watching your family member working their asses off only to have some jerks bullying them and you're helpless. You can't do anything. WELL BLOODY OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL FEEL PISSED AND SAD RIGHT? *please agree ):

Fine. Maybe i am too controlling over him. He's already 18 now. He can take care of his own.

So i guess i'm just gonna back out =/

Should I just die? Hmm...

I am pretty sure many has heard of Alviss Kong, who is a sucha hit right now. Everytime I go on facebook, I'll see his picture and post in my news feed. At first I didn't give a damn cuz it was in chinese and I do not know how to read.

This morning, at work, while I was aerating my sea monkeys tank (trying to give them 'oxygen' lol), Yin told me that a guy committed suicide cuz his gf dumped him. I tried to entertain Yin by asking where's he from but I didn't hear Yin answering me as I wasn't in a good mood to focus then.

I saw people posting about his note again. Saying R.I.P and stuff. Then I read it. Apparently his name is Alviss Kong, 22, stays in Cheras and he jumped off from the 14th floor apartment, Ketumbar Heights, Cheras. His body damaged a car upon impact and he lay bleeding until he was sent to the UKM hospital.

He wrote a note prior to his suicide. Talking about how much he loves this girl, who's dumped him though they only lasted for 4 months. In Alviss' blog, on the 26th of July 2010, he announced to the world that this girl, whom he nicknamed, Devil Bin, has finally accepted him after 5 rejections from her. Yet he was happy he did not gave up and his effort paid off. She was his 2nd (and last) love.

Yes, I do not know him. I do not know whether or not he was a playboy. But what I do know is he is a great lad, full of determination, to get whatever he wants. 5 times of rejections. Has anyone been that patient? To court a girl for 5 times, got rejected and finally succeeded on the 6th time.

When I read his status, written at 11.15pm, Wednesday, 'Count down for 45 minutes. What should I do in this 45 mins?' His sister commented and Alviss said 'Jie...wo ai ni :)'. His sister replied 'Chee ma gan ah u? Eat wrong ubat ah?', so on and so forth. Obviously, his sister was clueless about his plan. Thousands of people have commented on his status. His friends, asking his sister where is he and what's going on. As I was reading the comments, it was heart-wrenching. I do not know this guy. But I do feel for his friends.

So automatically his death made me emo too lar T__T.

Some people, being so effing mean and inhuman, commented with crude jokes, LOL-ing at his suicide, saying things like

"HAHA. SOHAI. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SO AFRAID TO FACE THE WORLD, YOU ACT LIKE A PUSSY AND COMMITTED SUICIDE." and more, without any sense of remorse.

May I stretch that YOU are being sucha sohai for YOU have no respect for the deceased. He's gone from this world and you have the heart to comment as such. MAXIMUM SHAME ON YOU.

Yes I admit that suicidal has crossed my mind. In fact a few times. I'm not an optimist. Not even close. But I am truly glad that God always come up with something amazing in my life, hence stopping the Devil to tempt me with suicidal.

And to those whom your next thought is to just die, please please please bear in mind that dying isn't a solution. Think of the brighter future you will have. Think of others who is always ALWAYS there for you. Suicidal brings you no pain at all but massive pain on those who loves you.

To Alviss, I don't know you at all. But I know what you did brought a big impact on alot of people. Especially those who loves you dearly. I do not know the struggles you have been through which brought you to make this decision but I pray to God that your spirit will rest in peace. Amen.

Happy Birthday to Mommy Dearest!

Today's Mommy's birthday! I bought her custom-made cupcakes to celebrate with her in advance last Sunday since i can't be home today. Mommy loved it so much!

Cupcakes I bought for Mommy :D

Mommy, this entry goes out to you. I wanna say thank you for everything you have done all these years. Thank you for your love, patience and tolerance over this rebellious daughter of yours.

When I was 1, you cleaned my poo everyday without complaining. And Daddy would play the guitar, singing oldies, for you and I.

When I turned 2, you taught me how to walk and picked me up every time I fall. Daddy would be laughing and snapping pictures of me.

At 3, you were the happiest along with Daddy when I learned how to say "Mommy."

When I was 4, you told my nursery teacher to hide my pacifier to stop me from sucking it. (LOL)

When I turned 5, once, I was playing and laughing so hard with bro that I almost died, choking on the rice you were feeding me. You were crying and fetching me water to gulp it down.

At 6, you packed my food in a tupperware and sent me to Tadika every day though I would always throw tantrums, not wanting to go.

When I was 7, you cuddled me to sleep every time there's thunder.

Then when I turned 8, you bought ice-cream for me always after I had my rotten tooth pulled out at the dental clinic.

At 18, you cried every time after you hugged me when I was gonna go back to KL for college after weekends spent with you and Daddy.

Now that I'm already 19, you call me every single day, asking if I've took the vitamins you bought me.

Mommy, I couldn't list out all the things you have done for me as one blog entry would never be enough. The list will never come to an end because of your undying love for me. I truly miss the moments when I was still your little baby girl, cradled in your arms, growing up with you, Daddy and Kent, laughing every day. My friends were jealous of me for my parents, you and Daddy, would always be by my side through good and bad times. I know I would always apologize after being bad and do it again some time after. And you would always forgive me no matter what I've done. Mommy, no words could express my gratitude for you as no words could describe your love for me. Thank you for the tears you have shed for me and the laughter you have shared with me. You are the best Mommy anyone could ever have.

Happy Birthday, Mommy. I love you.